Take my DOUGH!
"This stuff is stupid good. Real cookie dough chunks, legit creamy texture that isn’t icy or weirdly foamy, and zero protein chalk. It tastes like actual dessert that somehow snuck into your meal plan. I left it on the counter for 3 minutes, grabbed a spoon, and next thing I knew the pint was looking at me like “we doing this?” We did it. No regrets, no bloat, just pure “how is this allowed” energy. And the macros? Next level. High protein, low sugar, calories that make sense whether you’re cutting or bulking. It’s the post-workout reward that doesn’t nuke your day, and the late-night snack that doesn’t come with next-morning guilt. DAVID, I’m gonna need a freezer just for this. 10/10, would meal prep ice cream again."
